Slanted Floors

About

Following critical acclaim and sold-out performances, Slanted Floors —hailed by the Daily Beast as “one of New York’s most unique and exclusive pieces of theatre”— returns for a strictly limited five-week engagement in its original Greenpoint apartment setting. Performances will run May 26 through June 26, 2026, with 150 seats available. In Slanted Floors, Kaplan (Adam Chanler-Berat) has a hard time separating the media he consumes from the gigs he works and the ideas he tries to execute. It’s all a stressful, funny dance, but his partner Teddy (Kyle Beltran) is coming home soon to serve a special dinner. You are invited to witness the surreal in one freelancer’s day, share in the meal of two partners dining, dishing and dreaming, and behold the un-remarkability of queer domesticity. Staged for an audience of five in a Greenpoint, Brooklyn apartment and set around a dinner, Slanted Floors is created by Billy McEntee (The Voices in Your Head) and directed by Ryan Dobrin (Associate Director: Merrily We Roll Along, The Last Five Years).