A Baby For Me? No Thank You, Please!
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Venue

The Rat NYC

68-117 Jay Street, Brooklyn, NY 11201

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Upcoming Dates

April 2026

Mon, Apr 66:30 PM
Tue, Apr 149:50 PM
Thu, Apr 169:50 PM
Off-Off-BroadwayPlaying NowPlay

A Baby For Me? No Thank You, Please!

Dates
Apr 3 – Apr 16, 2026
Tickets
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About

When everyone in her life pressured Bailey to have a baby, she spent a lot of time questioning, researching and agonizing over what was wrong with her—until she found the answer, literally inside of her—at the gyno's office. Storytelling comedy meets body horror. Ooh!

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